Tag Archives: Bad

Chupacabra vs The Alamo (2013)

Wow.   When I saw “The Alamo” I figured it would have been a setting in the past. It could have been when The Alamo fell and that could have been alright but instead this film in in modern day, in fact the first thing you see is a bunch of cowboy-ish moving bags of […]

Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter

Friday the 13th Part 4, the final chapter,  at the time they actually intended this to be the end of the series but just like Nightmare on Elm Street that ended up being utter crap. Not that they didn’t try anyways, they even had a alternate ending that they scrapped because it made it seem […]

Friday the 13th (1980)

I have started reviewing some of the bigger names in horror movie franchises; A Nightmare on Elm Street, Resident Evil, Halloween (just the remakes so far) and the Puppet Master films. It’s about time I started reviewing another giant of a series, the Friday the 13th movies. I’m reviewing this as a first time watcher […]

Sleepaway Camp (1983)

I’ve had this conversation with people for a while; there are no amazing female horror icons. I have heard some arguments telling me I’m wrong but so far nothing strong enough for me to change my mind. The strongest argument I that of Carrie White and if you don’t know who that is that means […]

A Nightmare on Elm Street Part 2: Freddy’s Revenge (1985)

One thing I want movies to do is push the boundaries. A storyline that is more engaging than the standard horror flick, fresh ideas that take a standard killer into something amazing or even having an unlikely hero instead of the big breasted bimbo that we normally have as the final girl. Sadly while I […]

Halloween 2 (2009)

If you hadn’t seen the review I did for the first Rob Zombie Halloween film you can find it here, I would recommend reading it first so you know my feelings coming into the sequel. I was not a big fan of the original Halloween movie despite its legendary status, I liked a few things […]

Evil Remains / Trespassing

I can’t tell if I like the title of this film or absolutely hate it, not the best start to this movie but it is what it is. The premise is this guy doesn’t believe in the legends about this haunted property, that’s right it not just the house but the entire property, so he […]

Sand Sharks(2012)

The best way to say just how bad this movie was is to say that the heroine is Brooke Hogan, the daughter of Hulk Hogan who got her TV career started by the horrid show chronicling their lives. Her role in the film is the scientist which is even worse, it’s bad enough watching her […]

Santa’s Slay (2005)

When I watch horror films I don’t expect to be wowed at the storyline or have an existentialism awaking, this time my expectations were even lower. The first thing that made my opinion drop right away was the horrible typography that is used on the cover; it looks just as bad as the picture of […]